A wee Christmassy take on the past 12 months on the building site now the agony is (mainly) over, the waiting is nearly finished and the joy is starting to seep in.

In the first month of building, my project gave to me:

A form with a building warrant fee

In the second month of building, my project gave to me:

Two long delays ….

In the third month of building, my project gave to me:

Three feet of water ….

 

In the fourth month of building, my project gave to me:

Four walls of silver ….

In the fifth month of building, my project gave to me:

Five weeks of gales …

In the sixth month of building, my project gave to me:

Men to move the windows …

 

In the seventh month of building, my project gave to me:

Holes through the beam … (it’s not supposed to look like that) 

 

 

In the eighth month of building, my project gave to me:

JOY! The cladding’s finished

In the ninth month of building, my project gave to me:

NO SODDING PROGRESS ….

 

In the tenth month of building, my project gave to me: Time to sack a builder ….

(not them, they’re just building a shed)

 

 

In the eleven (and twelfth) months of building, my project gave to me:

Two plumbers plumbing

Three electricians wiring

One taper taping

Ronnie’s digger digging

Three floorers flooring

One tiler tiling

Loads of joiners joining

DRIVE UP THE ROAD!

Four weeks til Christmas,

Got an EPC,

What’s a schedule one?

 

pause for effect ….

 

And a kitchen and a loo to do a wee!