O portaloo. O portaloo.
It’s sad to see the back of you
Your inky depths of lurid blue
I hold so dear
O portaloo. O portaloo.
I’ll never do another poo
And try in vain to flush it through
To leave it clear
In the house I have, brand new,
A bathroom; shower, sink and loo,
I have no further use for you,
Or you for I, I fear.
It’s been a week of much action. Lights are on, showers in, Loos went in eventually, wood floor in. Access ramp being built, visit from building control officer, visit from Ronnie digger driver to plan the landscaping, doors going in. Slate tiles on floor finished.
It’s actually been quite fun building a house this week. And it’s only Wednesday. We are back up at the weekend to see how progress is rest of the week.